Our good friend TheJesusofKayaking - the BBC's most favourite kayaking, lasagne and barbel enthusiast in the whole wide world - has produced another fine specimen for the YouTube keep net.
His latest video illustrates one of the most effective and foolproof strategies yet for dealing with TV Licensing goon visits: doing nothing at all.
No-one is under any legal obligation at all to assist TV Licensing, so why bother? Doing so is often a total waste of time anyway, as many of our readers would testify.
By doing nothing at all the occupier deprives TV Licensing of its most valuable asset: information. Without information TV Licensing is powerless. TV Licensing needs information about the licensable status of a property to escalate its enquiries. Without information TV Licensing gets nowhere.
As he says, what could be easier than doing nothing at all? Apart from doing nothing at all with your feet up and a can of Stella in hand!
Of course we still encourage filming of TV Licensing goon visits for anyone wanting to tackle them face to face.
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