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New video footage has emerged of a female TV Licensing goon peddling her immoral wares on the streets of Luton.
The flame-haired goon, employed by TV Licensing contractor Capita Business Services, wears dark purple-framed reading glasses. She was caught on camera visiting a legally-licence-free property in the Bedfordshire town earlier today.
The occupier of the property answered the door with his camera in hand and the female goon went through TV Licensing's now characteristic ritual of reciting the address of the property out loud in a desperate effort to prevent the footage being uploaded to YouTube.
The occupier asked her to repeat the number of the property she thought she was visiting, which clearly spooked her into retreating down the garden path.
The occupier then followed the goon at a safe distance and was able to establish the she was driving a black Ford Ka, registration number KG06 ZLX, which she had parked 50 yards further down the street.
Anyone that doesn't require a TV licence, like the occupier of the property in this instance, has no legal business whatsoever with TV Licensing. By far the safest option, to avoid falling foul of one of TV Licensing's more dishonest record-fudging goons, is to say nothing and close the door.
TV Licensing cannot be trusted.